Laney Callaghan de Soto* is thinking that she's off to bed soon.
Absolutely ridiculous.
* Names have been changed to protect the guilty parties.
Friday, January 30, 2009
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From this week's New Yorker:
ReplyDelete"[Russell] Simmons had two more [inaugural] balls to go to, but he was considering heading to bed instead. He then ticked off his various projects-working with 50 Cent on the Jam Master Jay film, pushing Governor David Patterson toward retroactive repeal of the drug laws, teaching yoga classes sponsored by Smartwater."
Laney Callaghan de Soto was a clever pseudonym, but I know who you were really talking about. And, yeah, he's totally lame for threatening to go to bed. When will he get a life?