Profound Celebrity Insights

Shannza: Hi. How are you?
Kay Ho: i am good, ready to embrace '09
Shannza: yay!
Kay Ho: i am feeling HOPEFUL about this year (as oprah just pointed out it is 'the year of hope, HOPE WON')
Shannza: she gets it, as always
Kay Ho: she really does, and i am not ashamed to shout it!!!
Shannza: that's hilarious.
Kay Ho: she is also annoying, often.
Shannza: i am glad you said that.
Kay Ho: are you watching this by any chance right now?
Shannza:it's not on until 4 here
Kay Ho: oh riiigght - sorry - she just did the type of 'self-interview' (first half hour of show) that i used to do in front of my mirror with a hairbrush.
Shannza: sometimes she inflates the importance of things.
Kay Ho: NOT everyone needs or wants to hear it.
Shannza: about her weight?
Kay Ho: yeah - and i was thinking she should probably just be writing that in her diary... i know people can relate... but sum it up... economy of words, Ope.
Kay Ho: and NOW carnie wilson is talking on oprah.
"and my friend said 'Carnie, you need to love yourself.'"
Shannza: please tell me it's chris farley imitating her
Kay Ho: LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING
Shannza: hot damn i just shrieked with lol-ter
Kay Ho: 'it's more about going to a place inside of me that knows that as i woman i deserve to be healthy, and feel happy... and i realize now that it's not about 'am i happy?'"
what, carnie? what the hell are you talking about?
Shannza: that made no sense and i just read it twice
Kay Ho: AWESOME. you are profound.
Shannza:this week in profound realizations by rich celebrities…
today, tom cruise realizes that the most important thing is his family
later: angelina jolie discovers the beauty of childrens' laughter
Kay Ho: YES!
Shannza: too bad we are secretly inspired by the celebrities
Kay Ho: perfection.
Kay Ho: oprah: 'what turned it around for you, carnie?'
Shannza: FRENCH FRIES
Kay Ho: carnie: 'well i met a man.'
Shannza: WHAT???????
Kay Ho: no joke
Shannza: for real? she said a man?
Kay Ho: you have to watch it
Shannza: i will
Kay Ho: she expanded a bit beyond that, but the rest meant nothing
Shannza: the man made her realize that she was a valuable human etc...
that's so messed up. thanks ope
Kay Ho: i am more ashamed than ever.
Shannza: to be a woman?
or to watch oprah?
Kay Ho: ahhahha - BOTH.
really ope? really? this is the best life?
Shannza: OH REALLY!
the best life is dieting and dating
by oprah winfrey
Kay Ho: really. huh.
Shannza: hmm.