Thursday, January 29, 2009

Great Weavinations

In the morning:
shannza: i am at the coffee shop dreaming of inventing a bacon loom and giggling to myself.
Kay Ho: how do you invent a bacon loom?
shannza: the lady in the bugs bunny sweatshirt talking about bowling thinks i am
laughing at her
Kay Ho: hahahhaha
shannza: think of the pot holder loom
only for bacon
$$$$$$$!!!!!!
Kay Ho: oh like you put bacon on the loom
shannza: to make the weave
Kay Ho: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
riiiiiiiiiiiiight
me:i am still creepily giggling in the corner
Kay Ho: that is DISGUSTING.
shannza: the bugs bunny lady went away
Kay Ho: the loom, not your creepy giggling, though...
arguable.
shannza: SHE is weirded out by ME!
Kay Ho: she should commit.
shannza: uh oh, i just let out a bellow
Kay Ho: she is coming back?
shannza: and a snort
some people just saw me and chose to go to another section
Kay Ho: awesome intercontinental laughter shared
'thanks, google.'
shannza: thanks google
Kay Ho: awesome
shannza: seriously, people are staring
i love it
Kay Ho: own it
shannza: i will. and tonight:
i will weave
Kay Ho: cha-ching

Later that night:

4 comments:

  1. My Mom's friend made her a giant loom out of wood. You could construct one out of non stick surface and make a giant wall hanging of bacon.

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  2. the bacon explosion: http://voices.kansascity.com/node/3497

    how about a bacon bra:
    http://www.slashfood.com/2008/04/02/the-next-big-thing-in-breakfast-meats-the-bacon-bra/

    haikus about bacon:
    http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com/

    bacon is the new black

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  3. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html

    Did you plagiarize this?

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