In the morning: shannza: i am at the coffee shop dreaming of inventing a bacon loom and giggling to myself. Kay Ho: how do you invent a bacon loom? shannza: the lady in the bugs bunny sweatshirt talking about bowling thinks i am laughing at her Kay Ho: hahahhaha shannza: think of the pot holder loom only for bacon $$$$$$$!!!!!! Kay Ho: oh like you put bacon on the loom shannza: to make the weave Kay Ho: OHHHHHHHHHHHH riiiiiiiiiiiiight me:i am still creepily giggling in the corner Kay Ho: that is DISGUSTING. shannza: the bugs bunny lady went away Kay Ho: the loom, not your creepy giggling, though... arguable. shannza: SHE is weirded out by ME! Kay Ho: she should commit. shannza: uh oh, i just let out a bellow Kay Ho: she is coming back? shannza: and a snort some people just saw me and chose to go to another section Kay Ho: awesome intercontinental laughter shared 'thanks, google.' shannza: thanks google Kay Ho: awesome shannza: seriously, people are staring i love it Kay Ho: own it shannza: i will. and tonight: i will weave Kay Ho: cha-ching
Shannza: Hi. How are you? Kay Ho: i am good, ready to embrace '09 Shannza: yay! Kay Ho: i am feeling HOPEFUL about this year (as oprah just pointed out it is 'the year of hope, HOPE WON') Shannza: she gets it, as always Kay Ho: she really does, and i am not ashamed to shout it!!! Shannza: that's hilarious. Kay Ho: she is also annoying, often. Shannza: i am glad you said that. Kay Ho: are you watching this by any chance right now? Shannza:it's not on until 4 here Kay Ho: oh riiigght - sorry - she just did the type of 'self-interview' (first half hour of show) that i used to do in front of my mirror with a hairbrush. Shannza: sometimes she inflates the importance of things. Kay Ho: NOT everyone needs or wants to hear it. Shannza: about her weight? Kay Ho: yeah - and i was thinking she should probably just be writing that in her diary... i know people can relate... but sum it up... economy of words, Ope. Kay Ho: and NOW carnie wilson is talking on oprah. "and my friend said 'Carnie, you need to love yourself.'" Shannza: please tell me it's chris farley imitating her Kay Ho: LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING Shannza: hot damn i just shrieked with lol-ter Kay Ho: 'it's more about going to a place inside of me that knows that as i woman i deserve to be healthy, and feel happy... and i realize now that it's not about 'am i happy?'" what, carnie? what the hell are you talking about? Shannza: that made no sense and i just read it twice Kay Ho: AWESOME. you are profound. Shannza:this week in profound realizations by rich celebrities… today, tom cruise realizes that the most important thing is his family later: angelina jolie discovers the beauty of childrens' laughter Kay Ho: YES! Shannza: too bad we are secretly inspired by the celebrities Kay Ho: perfection. Kay Ho: oprah: 'what turned it around for you, carnie?' Shannza: FRENCH FRIES Kay Ho: carnie: 'well i met a man.' Shannza: WHAT??????? Kay Ho: no joke Shannza: for real? she said a man? Kay Ho: you have to watch it Shannza: i will Kay Ho: she expanded a bit beyond that, but the rest meant nothing Shannza: the man made her realize that she was a valuable human etc... that's so messed up. thanks ope Kay Ho: i am more ashamed than ever. Shannza: to be a woman? or to watch oprah? Kay Ho: ahhahha - BOTH. really ope? really? this is the best life? Shannza: OH REALLY! the best life is dieting and dating by oprah winfrey Kay Ho: really. huh. Shannza: hmm.
Shannza: ha ha! we should start a blog K-Ho: can we???? because our ideas are THAT great. (laughing out loud, as always with you, at my desk) Shannza: didn't you start one last year? all of our ideas! this might be the technology we have been waiting for! K-Ho: i sort of attempted to start one Shannza: no you didn't K-Ho: i did, with my kids, but not really. remember my student: "mad props to the new york times for letting me peep their images" or something like that... when i told him he had to cite photos 'stolen' from the web. i was like 'um, ok.... yeah, that works!' Shannza: yeah, that's what i meant. i loved his blog post K-Ho: he's hilarious and doesn't even know it, which is even funnier Shannza: sometimes that's the best kind K-Ho: ok i have to run home before oprah (i am walking) Shannza: HA K-Ho: it's her Best Life Week K-Ho: (half-kidding, but totally not kidding) i am not ditching you for Oprah Shannza: sure i was like that about sandwich day K-Ho: sandwich day????? Shannza: last week on oprah K-Ho: I SAW IT Shannza: gail's sandwich mission LOVED IT K-Ho: i am with you on the same page. LOVED IT Shannza: ok. but holla at me K-Ho: hello! we are $5 sandwich buddies... $5 make you holla Shannza: yeah buddy K-Ho: absolutely - on the flip side Shannza: bye
